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Cuts Like A Knife
For as long as there have been moving pictures on our televisions, there has been a need by enterprising merchants to sponsor the shows that are rotting our brains. In the early days of TV,...
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Like A Surgeon
Many of the games we absolutely loved wiling away boring summers with in our younger days were based on some truly fucked up premises. Take the world’s two worst navies who haven’t yet heard of radar...
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Squirrel TV
For many years, one of the biggest battles for your business in America has been between the cable companies and the satellite TV providers. Both offer a gazillion useless channels you’ll never want...
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Throwing In The Towel
Life’s messy. And whether those spills occur in the kitchen, the living room or the bedroom, we need something fast and strong to ensure the unwanted residue is gone before it just evaporates away....
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An Uncompensated Endorsement
Happy Friday to you all, and a happy coming of age day to my glorious 18 year Mecca career! Yes, kids who were born on the same day I started keeping the local store shelves full can now legally buy …...
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Diddly Squat
The primary reason that God invented inventing is so that we humans could use those big brains we were gifted with from our gorilla ancestors to come up with new things that would make our lives...
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Commercial Rock
He’s won more World Series of Poker championships than anyone else since the Stone Age… He corresponds with important world leaders….. by sending them photocopies of his butt. He CAN only eat just...
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The Sound Of Blue Balls
Cartoons have been entertaining people across the world ever since that landmark 1928 day when Walt Disney was inspired to draw what he found in his mousetrap. While many of the legendary cartoons of...
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Congratulations! You just made it exactly halfway through 2018! It’s all downhill from here until we get to the next year that will go by even faster than this one did. Whoa. Let’s slow the roll of...
View ArticleWe Want The Punk
In today’s digital world, you’re never more than a click, a tap, or an another obnoxious request to Alexa away from your favorite music. It doesn’t matter whether you like 70’s classic rock, 90’s...
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